Pre-lockdown, it used to alarm me — the staccato, morse code-style ringing that heralded a FaceTime call. ‘Who on earth is accidentally FaceTiming me?’ would be my immediate reaction.

I found

Matt Hancock faced ridicule today as he unveiled a new badge for under-pressure care workers amid fury over the rising death toll of vulnerable patients in homes.

The Health Secretary used

A fortnight ago, my boyfriend reset the wi-fi without bothering to check with me, unwittingly throwing me off an important Zoom video call and making me look like a confused baby